The Collection of Funny Facebook Status Updates

The Collection of Funny Facebook Status Updates

CAPTAIN KIRK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OOPS CAPTAIN KIRK, DON'T LET YOUR HANDS SLIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT THAT HAIRY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!    HAHAHAHAHA

Far East Movement - Like A G6 ft. The Cataracs, Dev

Appalachian State Mountaineers Fight Song

Appalachian State University is HOT HOT HOT

NOT MY CHILD!!!

CAN YOU BELIEVE HER MOTHER LET HER GO OUT LIKE THIS?

Davies McDonalds Happy Meal Project

THIS IS HOW A HAPPY MEAL LOOKS AFTER SITTING OUT 180 DAYS. NO MOLD, NO DECOMPOSITION. JUST THINK THIS IS WHAT WE PUT IN OUR STOMACHS AND IN OUR CHILDREN'S STOMACH AND WE WONDER WHY PEOPLE GET CANCER OR ARE OVERWEIGHT.

McDonalds Insists Their Food Does Grow Mold

McDonalds PR folk have of course been brought into this mess after artist Sally Davies posted photos of an un-moldy Happy Meal that she left out for 6 months.

PHOTOS: Sally Davies in pictures

These people at McDonalds say that their hamburgers can in fact grow mold.

VIDEOS: Sally Davies in videos

"Bacteria and mold only grow under certain conditions." The media statement made by the Fast Food giant blames the lack of mold in the photos on insufficient "moisture," and "strongly caution anyone from jumping to conclusions …

HAHAHAHAHAHA WELL MCDONALD'S STEPPED RIGHT INTO THAT ONE.

Indestructible: Woman Puts McDonalds Happy Meal On A Shelf For 6 Months & It Doesn't Mold Or Decompose

Image via Wikipedia

Photographed every day for the past half a year by Manhattan artist Sally Davies the kids Meal of fries and burger is without a hint of mould or decay.

PHOTOS: Sally Davies in pictures

In a work entitled The Happy Meal Project , Mrs Davies, 54, has charted the seemingly indestructible Fast Food Meals progress as it refuses to yield to the forces of nature.

I DIDN'T KNOW MCDONALD'S SERVED HORSE MEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Madonna - Celebration

Madonna - Lucky Star

ULTIMATE 80'S HAIRSTYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

REMEMBER THIS HAIR STYLE IN THE 80'S. LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Missing NC Girl's Dad: 'I Just Want To Find Her' - Winston-Salem News Story - WXII The Triad

Missing NC Girl's Dad: 'I Just Want To Find Her' - Winston-Salem News Story - WXII The Triad

CAN YOU BELIEVE PEOPLE ARE SAYING THEY HAVEN'T SEEN THIS CHILD OUTSIDE OF THE HOME SINCE SEPTEMBER AND THE FATHER DOESN'T KNOW IF THE WIFE HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE CHILD'S DISAPPEARANCE. GIVE ME A BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE KNOWS WHAT HAS HAPPENED AND SINCE HE CAN'T GET HIS STORY RIGHT BECAUSE HE CAN'T TALK TO HIS WIFE THEN HE IS PLAYING LIKE HE IS INNOCENT. HE IS STUPID AND HE SHOULD BE IN JAIL TOO. I FEEL LIKE THE POLICE, THIS CHILD IS PROBABLY DEAD AND THE TWO PEOPLE THAT COULD LAY HER TO REST ARE NOT TALKING. WHEN THEY FINALLY TALK THEY SHOULD PUT THEM TO DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

King Flag Advocates Want Donations For Signs - Winston-Salem News Story - WXII The Triad

King Flag Advocates Want Donations For Signs - Winston-Salem News Story - WXII The Triad

WELL I AM ALL FOR SUPPORTING THAT THE CHRISTIAN FLAG BE PUT BACK UP BUT I AM NOT GOING TO GIVE A DONATION TO SOMEONE THAT I DID NOT ASK TO MAKE THE SIGNS. WHY DON'T THEY JUST CHARGE $5.00 FOR EACH ONE. WE HAVE BOUGHT SOME ITEMS FROM GUILLION'S IN REGARDING TO THE CHRISTIAN FLAG. NOW THIS IS HOW I SEE PEOPLE TRYING TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE SITUATION AT HAND. I THINK WE HAVE ENOUGH DIFFERENT MATERIALS TO GET THE POINT ACROSS ABOUT FLYING THE FLAG WITHOUT ANOTHER NEW COMMENT TO PUT ON A SIGN.