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Saturday, February 19, 2011
These two guys were looking at womens underwear in the Deb store.
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WOMEN'S ENGLISH & MEN'S ENGLISH
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WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1: YES=NO
2: NO=YES
3: MAYBE=NO
4: WE NEED=I WANT
5: I AM SORRY=YOU'LL BE SORRY
6: WE NEED TO TALK=YOU'RE IN TROUBLE
7: SURE, GO AHEAD=YOU BETTER NOT
8: DO WHAT YOU WANT=YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS LATER
9: I AM NOT UPSET=OF COURSE I AM UPSET, YOU ASS
10: YOU'RE VERY ATTENTIVE TONIGHT=IS SEX ALL YOU EVER THINK ABOUT?
MEN'S ENGLISH
1: I AM HUNGRY=I AM HUNGRY
2: I AM SLEEPY=I AM SLEEPY
3: I AM TIRED=I AM TIRED
4: NICE DRESS=NICE CLEAVAGE!
5: I LOVE YOU=LET'S HAVE SEX NOW
6: I AM BORED=DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX?
7: MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE?=I'D LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU
8: CAN I CALL YOU SOMETIME?=I'D LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU
9: DO YOU WANT TO GO TO A MOVIE?=I'D LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU
10: CAN I TAKE YOU OUT TO DINNER?=I'D LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU
THIS IS EXCELLENT LISA. I HAD TO BLOG THIS AND SEND IT TO EVERYONE.
1: YES=NO
2: NO=YES
3: MAYBE=NO
4: WE NEED=I WANT
5: I AM SORRY=YOU'LL BE SORRY
6: WE NEED TO TALK=YOU'RE IN TROUBLE
7: SURE, GO AHEAD=YOU BETTER NOT
8: DO WHAT YOU WANT=YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS LATER
9: I AM NOT UPSET=OF COURSE I AM UPSET, YOU ASS
10: YOU'RE VERY ATTENTIVE TONIGHT=IS SEX ALL YOU EVER THINK ABOUT?
MEN'S ENGLISH
1: I AM HUNGRY=I AM HUNGRY
2: I AM SLEEPY=I AM SLEEPY
3: I AM TIRED=I AM TIRED
4: NICE DRESS=NICE CLEAVAGE!
5: I LOVE YOU=LET'S HAVE SEX NOW
6: I AM BORED=DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX?
7: MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE?=I'D LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU
8: CAN I CALL YOU SOMETIME?=I'D LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU
9: DO YOU WANT TO GO TO A MOVIE?=I'D LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU
10: CAN I TAKE YOU OUT TO DINNER?=I'D LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU
THIS IS EXCELLENT LISA. I HAD TO BLOG THIS AND SEND IT TO EVERYONE.
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