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Friday, April 1, 2011

you may have a troll army but i have 300 fairies 20 sacks of pixie dust 50 pounds of of c-4 and my imaginary friend Jeffrey


there are 2 blonde's, they were on there way to Disney land, then they saw a sign that said Disney land left so they turned around and cried all the way home!x


if you take a picture of your package and e-mail it to somebody, does that make it junk mail...


Why do poeple on Facebook truely have a dificult time speling words..I mene if your going to post a statis make sure its speled corectly? Jeez!


Sex Assaults May Have Been Videotaped, Police Say

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Dodger fans attack, critically injure Giants fan 9 minutes ago

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LOS ANGELES (AP)—Opening day at Dodger Stadium turned violent when authorities say two men in Dodgers clothing severely beat a San Francisco Giants fan after the longtime rival teams’ first game.
The attack left the victim in critical but stable condition as authorities asked any possible witnesses Friday for help in identifying the assailants. Investigators also reviewed footage of the Thursday incident to see if any security camera captured it, but Detective Larry Burcher said so far they’d found “nothing of great value.”
“We’re very confident there were witnesses, it happened immediately following the game when everybody was coming out,” Burcher said.
Police said the argument started when the two men began taunting three men in Giants gear as thousands of baseball fans left the stadium after Thursday night’s 2-1 Dodger victory, Detective T.J. Moore said.
The Giants fans tried to distance themselves from their assailants, and two made it away from them, but one was struck with fists on the back of the head and as he fell, his head hit the ground in Parking Lot 2 on the third base side of the ballpark, Moore said.
Both attackers then kicked the victim, who suffered a head injury, and ran, Moore said. When the victim’s friends turned around to look for him, they saw him on the ground and made their way back to him.
Police paramedics on bicycles were the first to arrive to help the victim. An ambulance was called and the victim was taken to a nearby hospital, Moore said.
He remained in critical but stable condition Friday, the detective said. The victim has been identified, but his name was being withheld until police can talk to relatives, Moore said. Because his injuries were so severe, detectives had not yet talked to him, he said.
The victim was identified by KGO radio in San Francisco and the Santa Cruz Sentinel as Bryan Stow of Santa Cruz.
His brother-in-law, David Collins, told KGO that Stow has “swelling of the brain, a fractured skull, and … a frontal lobe that’s bruised pretty badly.”
“It’s sad,” Giants manager Bruce Bochy said before Friday’s game against the Dodgers. “It’s a shame somebody’s in critical condition because of a ball game. When they’re out fighting in the parking lot, we’ve lost sight of what this is all about. Sounds like the guy got blindsided, too.”
Stow, a Giants fan, is a father of two who works as a paramedic for American Medical Response in San Mateo, Collins told the Sentinel.
“He’s not doing too well,” he told the Sentinel. “He’s still unconscious and they just decided to put him in a medically induced coma. They are hoping the brain swelling will go down, but it hasn’t and they are talking about removing one of his frontal lobes, Collins said.
Moore said no one in the crowd had come forward with any cell phone or video camera footage, but also noted that there were so many people in the area that 90 percent of the crowd may not have even known what was going on.
The Dodgers said they were cooperating with investigators and wished the victim a speedy recovery.
“It is extremely unfortunate that this incident took place on what was otherwise a great day at Dodger Stadium for tens of thousands of fans,” the team said in a statement. “We’re committed to having the most fan and family friendly environment in baseball and will continue to make that a top priority.”
The stadium has been plagued by opening day violence in the past.
In April 2009, a man stabbed his friend in the stadium parking lot after the home opener, in which the Dodgers beat the Giants 11-1. Arthur Alvarez was arrested and charged with assault with a deadly weapon. Alvarez, who contended that he was knocked to the ground and acted in self-defense, was later acquitted by a jury.
The West Coast rivalry began on April 18, 1958, the first game played in California after both teams had moved from New York. The Dodgers beat the Giants 6-5 in a game played before nearly 79,000 fans at the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum.
“I was disappointed,” new Dodgers manager Don Mattingly said about the Thursday attack. “You don’t want to see that. Everyone likes rivalries, but to me that’s crossing the line.”

THIS IS SO STUPID. FIGHTING OVER RIVAL BALL TEAMS.
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'American Idol' sends 2 finalists home


In this Wednesday, March 30, 2011 photo released by Fox, Thia Megia performs in front of the judges on the singing competition series, ''American...
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In this Wednesday, March 30, 2011 photo released by Fox, Thia Megia performs in front of the judges on the singing competition series, ''American Idol,'' in Los Angeles.
LOS ANGELES — Naima Adedapo and Thia Megia are no longer standing on "American Idol."
The earthy 26-year-old dance instructor from Milwaukee and the breathy 16-year-old high school student from Mountain House, Calif., were booted from the Fox talent competition Thursday after "Idol" host Ryan Seacrest revealed they garnered the fewest viewer votes following their respective attempts Wednesday of Elton John's "I'm Still Standing" and "Daniel."
Joining the duo in the bottom three was smiley 26-year-old singer-songwriter Paul McDonald from Nashville, Tenn., who sang "Rocket Man."
Adedapo and Megia were sent packing after the judges overturned viewers' votes last week to save quirky 20-year-old film camp counselor Casey Abrams. He redeemed himself Wednesday with a tender take on "Your Song."
"If you knew how many (votes) you got, you'd be very proud," Seacrest informed Abrams.
"Idol" judge Randy Jackson proclaimed Wednesday that Adedapo's reggae rendition of "I'm Still Standing" was "kinda corny" and told Megia her choice of "Daniel" was "once again very safe." Before their dismissal, former "Idol" winner Fantasia crooned "Collard Greens and Cornbread" and the top 11 finalists split up for various duets and group performances.
The other remaining finalists are Lauren Alaina, 16, of Rossville, Ga.; James Durbin, 22, of Santa Cruz, Calif.; Stefano Langone, 21, of Kent, Wash.; Jacob Lusk, 23, of Compton, Calif.; Scotty McCreery, 17, of Garner, N.C.; Haley Reinhart, 20, of Wheeling, Ill.; and Pia Toscano, 22, of Howard Beach, N.Y. Another singer will be eliminated next week.

Sexy costumes lead to firing of NJ casino servers


FILE - In this Dec. 31, 2010 file photo released by the Resorts Casino Hotel, from left, cocktail servers Jessica Ruiz, Kerly Duran and Keiona...
FILE - In this Dec. 31, 2010 file photo released by the Resorts Casino Hotel, from left, cocktail servers Jessica Ruiz, Kerly Duran and Keiona Robbins pose in their Roaring '20s costumes at the hotel, in Atlantic City, N.J. A lawsuit says the skimpy new outfits that cocktail waitresses at the casino must wear have cost 15 of them their jobs, because middle-aged and older servers didn't look sexy enough in them, The Associated Press reports Friday, April 1, 2011. Resorts Casino Hotel is being sued by seven of the fired waitresses. Several others are considering legal action. (AP Photo/Courtesy of Resorts Casino Hotel, File) 

NOT SEXY ENOUGH. GOOD FOR THESE LADIES, THEY NEED TO SUE THEM. YOU GO GIRLS. HANDLE YOUR BUSINESS!

Vampire Bite Lands Babysitter In Jail

Judge Hands Down 30-Day Jail Sentence


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A Sheboygan man who pleaded no contest to charges that he bit a 3-year-old boy's neck while "playing vampire" has been sentenced to 30 days in jail.Mark R. Adams Jr. was convicted of felony child abuse.The 43-year-old was sentenced Tuesday. Adams was babysitting the boy in January.He told police that after he watched a vampire-themed show, he bit the boy's neck three times while "playing vampire." He also told investigators it was possible he said something about wanting to suck the boy's blood.Prosecutors said the three bite marks were clearly visible.

MAN TRYING TO LEGALIZE MARIJUANA

http://www.wxii12.com/health/27403603/detail.html

THEY ARE ALL GOING TO GET HIGH!!!!!!!!!!

Sheen kicks off 20-city tour Sat. night in Detroit

By MIKE HOUSEHOLDER - Associated Press
FILE - In this Jan. 28, 2009 file photo, actor Charlie Sheen is interviewed at an event in Los Angeles. The 45-year-old unemployed actor's 20-city...
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FILE - In this Jan. 28, 2009 file photo, actor Charlie Sheen is interviewed at an event in Los Angeles. The 45-year-old unemployed actor's 20-city road show kicks off Saturday, April 2, 2011 in Detroit.
DETROIT — Charlie Sheen has been, duh, winning in the showbiz world for years, starring in top-grossing movies and hit TV shows. He even wrote a book of poetry 20 years ago.
Now, the 45-year-old warlock is coming to a theater near you in an attempt to cast a spell on the world of live entertainment.
A month-long, 20-city Sheen road show kicks off in Detroit, where he's expected to _ well, it's not entirely clear what he's going to do.
Few details have emerged about the format of his proposed performances, although the unemployed actor did say during an appearance on WKQI-FM in Detroit that rapper Snoop Dogg will be at the historic Fox Theatre on Saturday night.
And a former porn actress is one of two women whom he selected to sing the national anthem.
"Detroit, you've been warned," Sheen said during the radio interview.
Sheen's publicist, Larry Solters, said the show will last about 90 minutes and feature guests, music and a multimedia presentation. As for why Detroit was chosen as the tour's first destination: "Why not?" Solters said Friday.
Sheen, the son of actor Martin Sheen and brother of actor/director Emilio Estevez, rocketed to stardom in the 1980s thanks to a series of memorable roles in major films including "Wall Street," "Platoon," "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" and "Major League." He found small-screen success later in his career in "Spin City" and "Two and a Half Men."
In recent years, Sheen also has made headlines for tabloid-worthy marital discord and wild partying.
The wayward star's off-set behavior finally became too much for Warner Bros. Television, which earlier this year shut down production of "Two and a Half Men" before firing Sheen from the CBS smash on March 7.

WELL I KNOW I'M NOT GOING TO SEE HIM. IF I WANT TO SEE SOME FUNNY DRUNK SHOWING HIS BUTT I CAN GO TO WORK

4 Injured In Roof Collapse At Construction Site - Winston-Salem News Story - WXII The Triad

4 Injured In Roof Collapse At Construction Site - Winston-Salem News Story - WXII The Triad

Davie High School Track Coach Dies Suddenly

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BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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APRIL FOOL'S DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA   ROFLMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I KNEW YOU WOULD LOOK AT THIS ONE.

LOVE ALL OF MY PEEPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Love me or hate me.. That's your choice.. But Always know.. I AM GONNA SHINE, with or with out you..

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I WILL ALWAYS SHINE BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO LOVE YOURSELF FIRST. IF YOU DON'T LOVE YOURSELF THEN HOW ARE YOU GOING TO GIVE SOMEONE ELSE UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.
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I wonder why it is that people who continuously use others get so mad when someone finally decides enough is enough.


I'm wondering if life is easier when you are totally insane? Because I am about half way there and I want to know if I need to speed up or slow down!!!


Laughter, my drug of choice. At least until its taxed or regulated ;)

DAMN, I'M HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   WHO SAID THAT?

Fill in the blanks: "My name is _________ and I am a _______coholic!!" Let's see answers


To the fool who decided a one inch Snicker's bar should be called 'fun size' -- SERIOUSLY!?!

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WHERE IS MY SNICKERS BAR?
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MY FRIENDS ARE GREAT PEOPLE!!!!

THIS IS SO DEFINITELY AND WONDERFULLY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM 41 YEARS OLD AND STILL KICKING.

THIS IS SO POSITIVE!1!

WHERE ARE THE POSITIVE THINGS AT?

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WHERE ARE THE POSITIVE THINGS AT I ASK? IS THERE NOT ANYTHING THAT IS FUNNY WITHOUT A LOT OF PROFANITY AND VULGARITY ATTACHED TO IT. WHERE ARE THE STORIES ABOUT THE GOOD THINGS THAT HAPPEN IN LIFE? I WILL NOT BELIEVE THERE ISN'T ANYTHING GOOD HAPPENING IN OUR WORLD THAT CAN MAKE THE NEWS. BABIES BEING BORN, WEDDINGS, PEOPLE OUT HAVING FUN................... WHERE IS ALL OF THIS AT? WHERE ARE PICTURES OF PEOPLE SMILING? I GET TIRED OF BLOGGING ABOUT THE NEWS WE SEE TODAY. I TRY TO KEEP MY PEEPS INFORMED BUT I THINK THEY NEED SOME HAPPY THOUGHTS IN THEIR DAYS. I THINK I WILL DEDICATE MYSELF TO FINDING SOMETHING FUNNY, POSITIVE, RELAXING OR UPBEAT TO PUT A SMILE ON THEIR FACES.

2 Dead In Crash At 'Bad' Intersection - Winston-Salem News Story - WXII The Triad

2 Dead In Crash At 'Bad' Intersection - Winston-Salem News Story - WXII The Triad

SO SAD. IF THEY KNOW THIS IS A BAD AREA THEN WHY DON'T THEY DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT?

Lakers vs. Mavericks Fight 3/31/11 HD

YOU KNOW THEY MAKE ALL OF THAT MONEY AND THEY ACT LIKE LITTLE KIDS. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO PLAY BASKETBALL I WILL DO IT FOR YOU AND TAKE YOUR PAYCHECK HOME WITH ME.

Elusive Cobra Finally Snared

THEY FOUND THE COBRA THAT GOT LOST AT THE NC ZOO. HOPE IT WASN'T ON A BOOTY CALL.

DAYS OF OUR LIVES HAS A NEW STORY LINE!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHA  APRIL FOOL'S DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

COCA COLA BEARS GET FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!




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APRIL FOOL!!!!!!!!!!
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Old Spice | Scent Vacation

YOU KNOW WHAT APRIL FOOL!!!!!!!!!

MAN WHO ATTACKED TODDLER IN HOSPITAL RECEIVES MORE CHARGES!!!!!!!!!!!!

More Charges Filed In Hospital Attack Case

Attacks Happened Over 6-Hour-Span, Police Say

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The suspect accused of attacking his girlfriend's 2-year-old daughter at Brenner Children's Hospital on Sunday morning is facing several new charges.Jacob Andrew Minton, 26, of Wilkes County, is now facing 10 counts of attempted first-degree murder and five counts of aggravated assault on a handicapped person.He was originally charged with a single count of attempted first-degree murder.Minton's bail was also raised from $400,000 to $1.6 million on Thursday. He's being held at the Forsyth County Jail.According to a warrant, Minton pinched the girl's nose and covered her mouth to prevent her from breathing, thumped her head, slapped her head and jabbed his finger into her stomach. Capt. David Clayton said the attacks were spaced out over a four-hour span of time from 1:30 to 5:30 a.m.The warrant also states that the victim was being treated at the hospital for a subdural hematoma and a skull fracture that happened the night before at her home in Wilkes County.The girl was listed in stable condition Thursday afternoon.Winston-Salem police said the girl's mother invited Minton into the hospital room. Hospital staff then intervened when they saw Minton assaulting the girl as she lay in bed, police said.Police said the girl's mother may have been sleeping during the attack. She hasn't been identified or charged with a crime.
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JAY LENO IS SOOOOOOOOOO GOOD LOOKING!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA APRIL FOOL'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I SAW ELVIS PRESSLEY AT BOJANGLES SELLING BUTTERMILK BISCUITS.

NOT, APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MAN CHARGED WITH TRESPASSING AT NC GOV. MANSION

http://www.wxii12.com/news/27398351/detail.html

WHY COULDN'T HE BE AT THE MANSION? WE HAVE TO PAY FOR IT SO WHY CAN'T WE TRESPASS ON THE GROUNDS. BECAUSE I CERTAINLY FEEL THAT IT IS NORTH CAROLINA MANSION AND WE CERTAINLY PAY TO KEEP THE MAINTENANCE UP ON IT AND WE CERTAINLY VOTE TO PUT THE GOVERNOR IN IT SO TELL ME WHY CAN'T WE WALK ALL OVER THE GROUNDS?

APRIL FOOL'S DAY!!!!!

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SO THE TEENAGER GOES TO SCHOOL AND TELLS THEIR TEACHER," I HAVE MY ENGLISH HOMEWORK." THE TEACHER GOES, "WOW THAT'S GREAT!" THE STUDENT SAYS BUT I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU. THE TEACHER SAYS,"WELL WHAT WOULD THAT BE." APRIL FOOL'S DAY- NO HOMEWORK.
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South Stokes Student Dies From Car Crash Injuries

Jamie Rominger Dies At Baptist Hospital


A junior at South Stokes High School injured in a car crash last week has died, school officials said.Jamie Rominger and a passenger were involved in a crash while she was on her way to school.For the past several days, students and staff at the school wore yellow in Rominger's honor. It was her favorite color.Rominger's cousin, Sidney Shelton, said Wednesday that the outpouring of support from the community has helped the family cope."You don't realize how much people care until something like this happens," Shelton said. "It's been wonderful seeing how everyone contributes."Principal Rich Pekar said students were notified Thursday morning. Rominger died Wednesday evening at Wake Forest Baptist Medical Center.The passenger in the crash was treated and released the same day.