Cat's Meow: 05/21/11

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Well it is 633 and we are all still here. Guess somebody was WRONG. Just saying.....

Just saw 3 squirrrels sitting on my picnic table sing "Jesus take the wheel" Wonder where they think they are going.

How about the woman in the store offered me a beer cause we would be gone in the next hour. My response was "um No, duhhh"

Just shredded all of my bills and sent all of my money to charity because I will not need it in 8 minutes. Just saying

Well I have on my hair weave and my make up. Readyfor Judgement Day cause thats how I roll...Just saying

So I want to know does my crazy bipolar cat get to go to heaven to.. Just saying

Gonna ride the short bus to heaven with a John Deere motor and a diamond and gold halo. cause thats how i roll...

Crazy= People who believe in the man who predicted today is Judgement Day...Just saying

Well I was driving around and nothing has changed. So how is it the end of the world.. Just saying...

Well if this is heaven then I am sitting with God and we are eating a hot pocket.

So has the world ended yet..... Did I miss it... No I just heard somebody fart so I know I am still on earth...Just saying

DIAL SOAP SO YOU CAN WASH ALL OF YOUR SINS AWAY..JUST SAYING

I think I will wear my diamond crusted golden halo to work tonight..Just saying

Well Barb and Gray.. Guess the short bus trip is now on hold.... ROFLMBO

BREAKING NEWS... NEW JUDGEMENT DAY PREDICTION... DECEMBER 31 2012...WHATEVER

LIKE I SAID. NO MAN CAN PREDICT JUDGEMENT DAY.