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Ashley, Gabby and Gage.

Old Friends Unite.

 

Well today was a great day. Got to hang out with Heather today at Hanes Mall. Gabby, Ashley and Gage hung out too and we all had a good time shopping and walking. Girls day out with the kids.

Look at dinner. Salmon cakes and buttered rice. Yummy. I had time to cook a delicious dinner.

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Great! Have a great afternoon.

I got my Christmas chinese dinner. YESSSSSSSSS

Omg can I have some....yummmmmmmmmmm

Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas Is You

Biz Markie - Just A Friend

Dear kids, There is NO Santa Claus. Those presents are from your parents. “With love, WikiLeaks”

Well I know there is a Santa Claus cause he brings me toys every year. There is the Easter Bunny and the little Leprechaun so for all of you people who are so intent on making our children grow up faster and you don't want them to have an imagination and think for themselves and have a voice when they get older, tell your lies and garbage elsewhere because I believe and thats why I am who I am today. 

 

Good Eating during the holidays................

First the ham and boiled eggs. omg good eating this weekend.

Well my husband and I have cooked since I walked in the door this morning after I had worked a 12 hour shift last night. We have boiled eggs for me to make deviled eggs tomorrow. We cooked a ham and a turkey for our family to eat on this weekend. We made pigs n blankets to take to mom's house tomorrow and to take to my neighbors party tomorrow evening. Oh yeah some to keep at the house for everybody to nibble on. Gabby is going to make a sour cream pound cake tonight . It all sounds like a lot of food but I think that the holidays are a time for family and friends to get together and eat and be merry. If you want to lose weight then you need to just wait until after the first of the year but before that go ahead and do what you want to do. Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Here is my delicious turkey. Turkey sandwiches all week.

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We have been cooking all day. Look at these pigs n blanket. Yummy

THE DOCTOR IS IN.................

I'VE BEEN THINKING AGAIN...................

Well I have a best friend that I think another friend is jealous of. My best friend is a person I call my brother and we act almost alike. I have even made the comment that since I am adopted did his mother have a baby girl and give her away. Sometimes I feel he is more a brother to me than the brother I grew up with. Well then comes along another person who wants to be my friend and at first he was nice and I considered him a friend to and we three are all friends but for some reason the second one is trying to act like someone else. He used to be nice but now almost everything that comes out of his mouth is something sexual and he is becoming a smart ass. Well I don't know if he knows it but others are looking at him like he is out of control. Sometimes I feel that these comments are geared towards me but I am wondering...Is he jealous of the friendship I have with my best friend or is he trying to be something he's not or is the real person he is coming out. I really don't know but sometimes I am uncomfortable around him because I feel he is out of control and possible stalker in disguise. I will have to keep an eye on this. Scary.............

GET YOUR DRUGS FOR FREE. NOT!!!!!!!!!!!1

Chief: Man Stole Nearly 2,000 Hydrocodone Pills

KING, N.C. -- A Pinnacle man is in custody after being accused of stealing nearly 2,000 hydrocodone pills from the King Drug Store, King Police Chief Paula May said.May said the theft happened in January and investigators had been probing the theft ever since.Billy Byrd Jr., 41, is charged with felony breaking and entering, felony attempted breaking and entering and felony larceny after breaking and entering.

KIM JONG II- YOUR LUNATIC BFF

Kim Jong II - Your Lunatic BFF

Hey there. Remember me? I'm Kim Jong II. Ring a bell? No? Back in '06 I was the man. I detonated a low yield nuclear weapon off the coast of North Korea. How crazy is that? Plenty crazy. That's sniffing airplane glue, huddled in the corner of a rat infested basement writing cryptic Greek messages on the wall and screaming about ants and Wilfred Laurier crazy - but oh no. 2 years ago everyone was talking about me and my sweet nuclear stuff, but no one cares about me anymore.

You're all obsessed with Mahmoud and Bashar al-Assad. Freakin' losers. Can you even pronounce "Ahmadinejad?" That's just a mess of vowels and consonants no man should be made to decipher. You know what else? Mahmoud may be short, but I'm waaaay shorter. I am so short I am literally staring at the urinal puck when I take a leak. Most of it dribbles down my leg.

I'm not unreasonable, though. I'm willing to meet you half way. Give me a couple of slots on CNN showing how moon bat crazy and scary I am, and I am willing to go the extra mile for you. I'm already off to a good start. I'm an unstable despot who is constantly drunk on Hennessy brandy. I wear lifts in my shoes (mostly because of the dribble) and I spend endless hours in my private screening room watching Godzilla movies.

I can tell. You're not impressed. My man Gaddafi got sodomized with a knife while they dragged him through the streets. Tough act to follow you say? NAY! I will sodomize myself with a bat covered in rusty nails while giving you bedroom eyes. I will set my taint on fire and poop out a bar of uranium if that's what it takes.

That's dedication. That's the kind of nuttier than squirrel poop crazy that you're not going to get from that little dandy Al-Assad. It's not enough to be scary.

You deserve Skeletor crazy, and I promise - give me a chance, and I will be your lunatic bff.

P.S. Well now I am dead.

Lots of Crazy Love

Kim Jong Il

McCain says Kim Jong Il in a 'warm corner of hell'

WASHINGTON (AP) — Sen. John McCain said Monday the world is better off now that North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died and predicted that the dictator would join the likes of Adolf Hitler "in a warm corner of hell."

KIM JONG- IS HE DEAD OR EATING ST. BERNARD FRIED WONTONS.

I was thinking.............

While sitting here, eating my mango slices and watching the movie Soul Surfer, I am thinking to myself about the year 2012. They say this will be the end of time for us humans. A solar flare, a black hole or a planet will hit us and destroy our planet. They also say that ALIENS will come to earth. A lot of people do not believe in aliens but I do. In a galaxy so huge why is it impossible to think there are not others out there. Perhaps we are aliens ourselves. Perhaps we were brought here to this planet to continue a race that is living on another planet. We have been told and trained to believe for all of our lives that God put us here and going on faith we have believed this. But what if this faith was built for us so we would not be " freaked out" if we actually did find out that we were put here to continue a civilization from far away. Why is this so hard to believe for some? Well it's because of the faith we were brought up with from birth. I'm not saying that I do not believe in God but I don't think it is to hard to believe that maybe GOD is our natural leader from another world. I know there are some who will say this chick is crazy but I am 42 years old and still trying to figure out life in general so for all of you Christians out there who read this and start to judge me for what I think just remember as Christians you are not supposed to judge anyone else. That is not your job or your place in life. And God don't like UGLY. Just saying..............

Deputies dump paralyzed man from wheelchair

Well my day has started

Well my day has started out good. Im hanging out with Alex. This lady just gave me a candy cane ornament. Merry Christmas.

So happy because Alex just

So happy because Alex just walked in the door and is home from college until next year.

The Grand Theater

The family bathroom is very clean and very spacious. You could fit a family of 30 into this bathroom and lock the door. Or you could at least 50 teenagers or clowns for that matter.

Country Ham and Egg sandwich with a side of gravy

This is a country ham and egg sandwich with a side of gravy. Look at all of that food. They put 3 eggs on the sandwich.

Walmart at University Parkway

Here is the Walmart bathroom at University Parkway. No paper towels and the woman came in to clean and put a bench in front of the doorway to keep people out but it kept me in till I karate chopped it and kicked it out of the way. ahhahahahahaha

Sams at University Parkway

Here is the bathroom at Sams. Very clean and stocked up. Not like they can't afford for it to be. Bathroom was a better place to be then standing in line to leave. It was awful.

Food Lion, King NC

The bathroom in Food Lion in King, NC. You know the one on Highway 66. You can tell they try to keep it clean but they are not worrisome about it. The bathroom is a little better than the aisles since now the store looks like Sav-a-lot since they started packing products on the top shelf. This store was really nice but it now it looks crappy.

Christmas 2011

Well this year will be a pretty good Christmas. It is mainly for the rest of the family but I feel good about it because that's how I am.Jimmy is going to get new glasses which he has needed forever, the kids already know they are getting notebooks to help them out with school and we finally get to go to mom's house and see the family and nobody has to rush off to work. Our neighbors have invited us over for a party on Christmas Eve and I can't wait because we have so much fun with them. My husband asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I told him that I don't want anything. I see stuff I want all of the time but I don't have to have anything. The only thing I want is for my family and friends to be happy. We get things all year round and I really need anything. Of course he bought me something and I love him for that but he knows that if everybody else is happy then I am happy too. Happiness is not about money and having material things. Happiness is love, seeing others happy, joining in the happiness of others. I am happy that I get to spend the holidays with my family and friends. That's what makes a great Christmas for me this year.

Wonder how long it will

Wonder how long it will take before someone falls off of the roof here at this old moldy house.

Look at this bacon egg and cheese biiscuit Gabby at the other day.

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Well the roofers are here

Well the roofers are here and they need to plug up their air comprssor. They need to hurry up cause I am not in the mood.

I feel so bad that

I feel so bad that I have the freakin ceiling fan on to help me breathe.

Kings kitchen stall. You can barely get your butt int this small area. There is wood missing in some areas where people couldnt fit and squeezed their way in there and they werent fat either. tsk tsk tsk

Smallest sink at kings kitchen.

Well i am sick again

Well i am sick again today. actually i am worse and people are come to put a new roof on the house today. whatever

Bathroom in Great Clips in King. NC

Been up 24 hours time

Been up 24 hours time for a nap.

You can eat your chinese food cause Im having grilled c hicken with ble cheese dressing. broccoli and cheese and stuffing. yummy

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How do you go on

How do you go on Judge Joe Brown without your teeth in your mouth. Just saying......

My cat sees the light why doesnt evevybody else.

A bandaid only covers the

A bandaid only covers the problem it doesnt fix it.

Its raining cats and more

Its raining cats and more cats.

Some people just dont get

Some people just dont get it

Some people need to take

Some people need to take RESPONSIBILTY for their actions and act like they have some sense.

How could anyone think I

How could anyone think I would get over on them when I have allowed people to get over on me all of my life.

I feel sorry for those

I feel sorry for those who are not understanding of me and hope they truly learn I am a good person at heart.

I am going to be

I am going to be nicer to people and more understanding because the only one it really hurts is me.

Today I am forgiving all

Today I am forgiving all of those people who have been mean to me and I was mean back to them.