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Tuesday, September 14, 2010

WHERE DID YOU GET YOUR LICENSE AT KMART?

WELL, TODAY WHILE WE WERE ON THE WAY HOME FROM SAM'S CLUB, THIS MAN TRIED TO RUN US OFF OF THE ROAD. HE PULLED UP ALONG SIDE OF US IN HIS TRUCK AND LITERALLY TRIED TO PUSH US OUT OF OUR LANE. NEEDLESS TO SAY, MY HUSBAND LAID ON THE HORN AND WE STOOD OUR GROUND AND STAYED IN OUR LANE. THIS MAN HAD TO SLOW DOWN AND LET US PASS. I AM HERE TO TELL YOU THAT WE BOTH WENT "SHELL BELL" AND THE WORDS THAT FLEW OUT OF OUR MOUTHS WOULD HAVE MADE A SAILOR BLUSH. OH WELL, WE WERE IN OUR OWN VEHICLE WITH THE WINDOWS CLOSED SO WHATEVER. THIS MAN NEEDS TO GO BACK TO DRIVING SCHOOL BUT I BELIEVE THAT HE GOT HIS LICENSE FROM KMART ON BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL.

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