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Tuesday, March 8, 2011

How about the Metamucil just kicked in.

Why is it i feel the need to blog right now? Just saying.......

NATIONAL GAS DAY!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH LMAO

Charlie Sheen inspired Funny Facebook Status Update


Charlie...
  1. is Winning!  Duh!
  2. is on a drug, it’s called ‘Charlie Sheen.’ It’s not available cuz if you try it once you will die. Your face will melt off and children will weep over your exploded body.”
  3. will let you borrow my brain for five seconds and just be like dude, can’t handle it, unplug this bastard. It fires in a way that is, I don’t know, maybe not from this terrestrial realm.
  4. When you’ve got tiger blood and Adonis DNA, it’s like, get with the program dude.
  5. wishes you nothing but pain in your silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated you earthworm with my words -- imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.
  6. says there's my life. Deal with it. Oh, wait, can't process it? LOSERS! Winning! Buh-bye
  7. is the new sheriff in town and I have an army of assassins!
  8. is addicted to one thing right now.... Winning!
  9. thinks that the bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math ... another one of their mottoes is 'Don't be special, be one of us.' Newsflash: I am special, and I will never be one of you! I have a disease? Bulls**t! I cured it with my brain, with my mind. I cured it, I'm done
  10. is sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time and this includes naps. I'm an F18, bro and I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground!
  11. is dealing with fools and trolls. I'm dealing with soft targets, and it's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. They lay down with their ugly wives and their ugly children and just look at their loser lives and then they look at me and say, 'I can't process it.' Well, no, and you never will! Stop trying! Just sit back and enjoy the show!
  12. What they’re not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes.”
  13. thinks as kids we’re not taught how to deal with success; we’re taught how to deal with failure. If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. If at first you succeed, then what?”
  14. has probably took more drugs than anyone could survive. I’m bangin’ 7-gram rocks and finishing them because that’s how I roll. I have one speed, one gear… go!
  15. says it is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of the bazillions, never have to look at whatshisc**k again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension

Sister Act 2 - Oh Happy Day

ANOTHER DRUG RESISTANT BUG????

Biologists Find Drug-Resistant Bacteria On BART Seats

Y! News - San Francisco – Mon Mar 7, 9:42 am ET  Sent 192 times
KTVU SAN FRANCISCO -- The seats of some well used methods of public transportation have been analyzed by a biologist and the results might keep commuters on their feet. A supervisor with San Francisco State University's biology lab recently tested … Full Story »

WISH SOME OF THESE BUGS WOULD GO AWAY....
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THE MOST SHOCKING EVENT IN MY LIFETIME.

NYPD Helicopter video of 9/11 attack surfaces

The Lookout – Mon Mar 7, 2:18 pm ET  Sent 349 times
A newly released video shows the Sept. 11 World Trade Center attack from the vantage point of a NYPD helicopter. According to Gawker, the National Institute of Standards and Technology requested the 17-minute video through the Freedom of Information Act, and the video was sent anonymously to the secret-sharing website Cryptome, which posted it. The [...] Full Story »

How to avoid paying checked baggage fees?


Gas Prices Are About More Than Just Oil - Automotive News Story - WXII The Triad

Gas Prices Are About More Than Just Oil - Automotive News Story - WXII The Triad

THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING. THE STOCK EXCHANGE WOULD WANT US TO PAY $100 A BARREL. EITHER WAY YOU LOOK AT IT THE RICH WANT TO BE RICHER AND THE RICH WANT TO MAKE US POORER. IT IS AS SIMPLE AS THAT.

WAKE THE HELL UP!!!!!!!!

Come on people is it that hard to WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE. Maybe it is we are too asleep in our daily lives to smell the coffee. Our world is going to hell and we are just accepting it. Did you know that there are radicals out there that are saying our world is going to end on May 21, 2011? Yes really. We need to really start handling our business. That means stay awake at work and quit acting like you are owed something by somebody. Smile more, laugh more, love more and mind YOUR business and not everyone else's. Take care of your children, stop eating like there will not be any food tomorrow because you are already obese right now. Don't take the food out of your children's mouth and if you don't have the money to go out to eat then go to the grocery store and get some peanut butter, jelly and bread. Quit acting like you have so much money when you really don't Also, quit bragging about what you got back from your tax refund because we really don't care. Also take care of the nature around you. Don't act like it is ok to use the bathroom in a lake or in the woods and then turn around and say ooooh NASTY.  Clean up your living quarters and the surrounding area. In other words," GIVE A HOOT DON'T POLLUTE!!!!" Nobody is perfect but before you put yourself out there make sure your house is in order and QUIT blaming everybody else for YOUR problems.
Now take all of this and HAVE A NICE DAY!!!!!

How is it that some

How is it that some people want to be promoted but they cant even stay awake at work. Just saying......