MORNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No matter how surprised you are at the sudden effectiveness of your morning fiber bar and coffee, take the extra two seconds to ensure the bathroom isn't out of toilet paper.

King Fest, Flag Protest Planned At Same Park - Video - WXII The Triad

King Fest, Flag Protest Planned At Same Park - Video - WXII The Triad

I CAN'T WAIT. KINGFEST IS TOMORROW FROM 10AM TO 4PM. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW WHAT KINGFEST IS, IT IS LIKE A FALL FESTIVAL WHERE YOU CAN LISTEN TO MUSIC, LOOK AT CLASSIC CARS, JOIN THE FISHING TOURNAMENT, DECORATE A PUMPKIN TO TAKE HOME AND EAT, EAT, EAT. IT IS GOOD WHOLESOME FUN FOR THE ENTIRE FAMILY.


COME ON OUT TO KINGFEST AT CENTRAL PARK IN KING, NC. YOU WILL LOVE IT.

Photos Show Soldiers Posing With Corpses - Winston-Salem News Story - WXII The Triad

Photos Show Soldiers Posing With Corpses - Winston-Salem News Story - WXII The Triad

It's no wonder these soldiers collect mementos of this war we have sent them to go and fight. We as the people of the United States of America should pray for these soldiers. Some of them are just kids and not seasoned officers. We need to pray that they will return safely and that the experiences they witness will not scar their brains and lives forever. We are safe and sound in our country and unless you have fought in a war you do not know what they are going through. God bless out troops.

SBI Opens Probe Of NC Gov. Perdue Campaign Flights - Winston-Salem News Story - WXII The Triad

SBI Opens Probe Of NC Gov. Perdue Campaign Flights - Winston-Salem News Story - WXII The Triad

WHY DOES THIS NOT SURPRISE ME? THERE ARE VERY FEW POLITICIANS THAT ARE NOT CROOKED OR HIDING SOMETHING IN THE CLOSET. WHEN ARE WE GOING TO GET SOMEONE WHO IS HONEST AND DOES WHAT THEY SAY THEY ARE GOING TO DO FOR THE PEOPLE. OH YEAH WE HAD A PRESIDENT LIKE THAT AND HE WAS KILLED, JOHN F KENNEDY.

HEART ATTACK OR DOUGHNUT ATTACK?

Mmm... Dixie Classic Fair Introduces the Krispy Kreme Burger

Staff Writer

9:09 AM EDT, October 1, 2010

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• Dixie Classic Fair Offers Plenty of Excitement

WINSTON-SALEM, N.C. (WGHP) - Over 325,000 people are expected to attend The Dixie Classic Fair over the next week, and there's little doubt that most of those people will consider tasting the fair's newest treat.

Fair vendors have introduced the Krispy Kreme Hamburger, a treat that likely exceeds 1,000 calories. The makers of the sinful treat take a Krispy Kreme doughnut, split it in half and place a juicy hamburger between the two halves.

The burger costs $5 and you can top it with traditional burger toppings like cheese, lettuce and tomato.

"One compliments the other," says Mike Beaver of Beaver Food Service, the maker of the treat.

Another attraction this year includes electronic cards used for rides at the fair, instead of issuing paper tickets.

Jim Strates of Strates Shows says ride goers won't have to buy additional tickets.

"With this you don't need more tickets, you just need to recharge your ticket,' said Strates."Everything has a bar code and we scan it in. Whatever you purchase the value gets put on it."

The fair runs October 1 - 10. For information about tickets and venues, visit www.dcfair.com.

HOW TO WIN LADY GAGA'S HEART!

WELL IT LOOKS LIKE IF YOU JUST DANCE YOU WILL WIN HER HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO, ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS GIVE HER A SIDE OF BEEF SO SHE CAN MAKE A DRESS AND SHE WILL PROBABLY MARRY YOU!!!!!!!!   WHATEVER!!!!

PEPTO BISMOL MIGHT BE NEEDED RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS MAKES MY STOMACH HURT!!!