THE DOCTOR IS IN.................

I'VE BEEN THINKING AGAIN...................

Well I have a best friend that I think another friend is jealous of. My best friend is a person I call my brother and we act almost alike. I have even made the comment that since I am adopted did his mother have a baby girl and give her away. Sometimes I feel he is more a brother to me than the brother I grew up with. Well then comes along another person who wants to be my friend and at first he was nice and I considered him a friend to and we three are all friends but for some reason the second one is trying to act like someone else. He used to be nice but now almost everything that comes out of his mouth is something sexual and he is becoming a smart ass. Well I don't know if he knows it but others are looking at him like he is out of control. Sometimes I feel that these comments are geared towards me but I am wondering...Is he jealous of the friendship I have with my best friend or is he trying to be something he's not or is the real person he is coming out. I really don't know but sometimes I am uncomfortable around him because I feel he is out of control and possible stalker in disguise. I will have to keep an eye on this. Scary.............

GET YOUR DRUGS FOR FREE. NOT!!!!!!!!!!!1

Chief: Man Stole Nearly 2,000 Hydrocodone Pills

KING, N.C. -- A Pinnacle man is in custody after being accused of stealing nearly 2,000 hydrocodone pills from the King Drug Store, King Police Chief Paula May said.May said the theft happened in January and investigators had been probing the theft ever since.Billy Byrd Jr., 41, is charged with felony breaking and entering, felony attempted breaking and entering and felony larceny after breaking and entering.

KIM JONG II- YOUR LUNATIC BFF

Kim Jong II - Your Lunatic BFF

Hey there. Remember me? I'm Kim Jong II. Ring a bell? No? Back in '06 I was the man. I detonated a low yield nuclear weapon off the coast of North Korea. How crazy is that? Plenty crazy. That's sniffing airplane glue, huddled in the corner of a rat infested basement writing cryptic Greek messages on the wall and screaming about ants and Wilfred Laurier crazy - but oh no. 2 years ago everyone was talking about me and my sweet nuclear stuff, but no one cares about me anymore.

You're all obsessed with Mahmoud and Bashar al-Assad. Freakin' losers. Can you even pronounce "Ahmadinejad?" That's just a mess of vowels and consonants no man should be made to decipher. You know what else? Mahmoud may be short, but I'm waaaay shorter. I am so short I am literally staring at the urinal puck when I take a leak. Most of it dribbles down my leg.

I'm not unreasonable, though. I'm willing to meet you half way. Give me a couple of slots on CNN showing how moon bat crazy and scary I am, and I am willing to go the extra mile for you. I'm already off to a good start. I'm an unstable despot who is constantly drunk on Hennessy brandy. I wear lifts in my shoes (mostly because of the dribble) and I spend endless hours in my private screening room watching Godzilla movies.

I can tell. You're not impressed. My man Gaddafi got sodomized with a knife while they dragged him through the streets. Tough act to follow you say? NAY! I will sodomize myself with a bat covered in rusty nails while giving you bedroom eyes. I will set my taint on fire and poop out a bar of uranium if that's what it takes.

That's dedication. That's the kind of nuttier than squirrel poop crazy that you're not going to get from that little dandy Al-Assad. It's not enough to be scary.

You deserve Skeletor crazy, and I promise - give me a chance, and I will be your lunatic bff.

P.S. Well now I am dead.

Lots of Crazy Love

Kim Jong Il

McCain says Kim Jong Il in a 'warm corner of hell'

WASHINGTON (AP) — Sen. John McCain said Monday the world is better off now that North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has died and predicted that the dictator would join the likes of Adolf Hitler "in a warm corner of hell."

KIM JONG- IS HE DEAD OR EATING ST. BERNARD FRIED WONTONS.

I was thinking.............

While sitting here, eating my mango slices and watching the movie Soul Surfer, I am thinking to myself about the year 2012. They say this will be the end of time for us humans. A solar flare, a black hole or a planet will hit us and destroy our planet. They also say that ALIENS will come to earth. A lot of people do not believe in aliens but I do. In a galaxy so huge why is it impossible to think there are not others out there. Perhaps we are aliens ourselves. Perhaps we were brought here to this planet to continue a race that is living on another planet. We have been told and trained to believe for all of our lives that God put us here and going on faith we have believed this. But what if this faith was built for us so we would not be " freaked out" if we actually did find out that we were put here to continue a civilization from far away. Why is this so hard to believe for some? Well it's because of the faith we were brought up with from birth. I'm not saying that I do not believe in God but I don't think it is to hard to believe that maybe GOD is our natural leader from another world. I know there are some who will say this chick is crazy but I am 42 years old and still trying to figure out life in general so for all of you Christians out there who read this and start to judge me for what I think just remember as Christians you are not supposed to judge anyone else. That is not your job or your place in life. And God don't like UGLY. Just saying..............

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